Sunday, July 10, 2011

technology. GRRRRRR!

   i guess this probably won't be a very popular post with anyone because everyone BUT ME is amazing with anything that beeps, whirrs, clicks, rings, texts, tweets, posts, and books your face, but i'm writing this anyway.
   I hate technology in general because of a few reasons. reason number one: thier commercials. Thier commercials are always like, "CONNECT WITH FAMILY!" "EXPERIENCE YOUR WORLD!" "IT'S JUST LIKE NATURE!" well, honestly, if you on the computer all day long poking people on facebook, your probably not going to connect with your family, because they all just went to Sea World without you. sorry.
   Secondly, those commercials where the people with the pad thingys have colorful lines connecting them to anything and everything on the planet are more likely to run into a trashcan because they had it glued to their face then to experience the world. am i right? YES!
   And also, those commercials where it's showing you people surfing, and children running though a field with so many phones that they look like fireflies isn't real. no parent in the modern day world lets thier child run around at night with thier precious BLACKBERRY! (you thought i was going to say it was because they didn't want their child to fall into a hole? or get kidnapped because they're in a random creepy empty feild? no. that's not what i was going to say.)
   Another reason i don't like technology is because it's annoying how fast it moves. my sister could buy a fresh off the assembly line phone from the store, and then want the newer version in about 20 minutes. shouldn't we be focusing all our tech-savy people on more important thing, like missles or something. because honestly, if Battle LA came true you wouldn't care if your friend held up thier iphone16 and said "we're saved! follow me!" you'd follow the guy with the missles. just saying.
    -Jessee

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